HAM it up! Give each PIGGY 3 SQUEALS a day! Go on a PIGnic! Never HOG the conversation! Hear between the OINKS. The STY’S the limit! Start each day with HOGS and kisses! It doesn’t hurt to PIG OUT once in a while, but don’t be a HOG! Life is just a bowl of SLOP–Enjoy it! Where there's a SWILL, there’s a way! Those who are PIG-HEADED and BOARISH end up alone in the MUD! Keep your SNOUT out of other people’s business! Don’t SQUEAL on your friends! If you’ve made your bed, then WALLOW in it! OINK, snort and be merry! Always keep a little something in the PIGGY BANK! You reap what you SOW. One person’s STY is another person’s bedroom. Daily MUD BATHS are the secret of eternal youth. Take time to stop and smell the TRUFFLES. Think PIG and you will go far!